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Microsoft Launches Two New Open Source Projects for Developers — OAM and Dapr (betanews.com) 13
Sorry, coding for the competition. Your history should have gotten you a death sentence. Die in a fire, ya cunts!
Die in a fire, ya cunts!
Or as I like to say, “Die of cancer in a fire.” That makes it a tad more vicious.
Die by slit throat while getting fucked in the ass by a rusty pipe.
FTFY — if your going for vicious
I used to work with a librarian who to made comments about want to stake certain students covered in honey to ant hills until they begged for death
“The second project is Dapr (Distributed Application Runtime), designed to make it easier to build microservice applications”
Microservices? Not this shit again…
Of course. Why should it go away because YOU don’t like it?
Of course. Why should it go away because YOU don’t like it?
Well, it should go away because I don’t like it. Everything I don’t like should go away. Is that such an unreasonable position?
it’s not unreasonable, but it does kinda make you sound like a whiny cry-baby.
No, it makes him sound like he’s seen this crap before.
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“I could build this application so that this would be a function call or I could make this a remote call to a service.”
Now which one is going to be faster and less likely to fail? Let’s use the other one!
Microservices? Not this shit again…
They have a place and time where they can be of use, but too many pick the wrong place and time due to me-too faddism, resume padding, and/or suckerhood.
Microsoft loves the idea of microservices because they want to nickel and dime you by renting out lots of sub-services such such as databases, file systems, neural nets, security, search engines, UI widgets, etc. etc. Thus, they hype the idea so you get used to plugging into them and hopefully rent theirs also.
Christ, it’s getting to the point that we’ll have to swipe a credit card just to boot a computer.
- by SWPadnos ( 191329 ) on Wednesday October 16, 2019 @06:55PM (#59316456)… I’ll call tech support.
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